"DENTAL INSURANCE - USE IT, OR LOSE IT !!"
Scene: Dec 30, 2010, Dr. Femme gets calls from 20 Patients who need Dental Appointments before their Dental Insurance Expires tomorrow night. Patients are stacked in the Treatment Rooms, Waiting Room, & even the Restrooms.
Nurse: "These have been very late work nights!"
Dr. Femme: "Thanks for all of your help, Nurses. And, here's Champagne for our celebrating together - Happy New Year!"
Nurses, in unison: "Doctor, can we go home now?"
Dr. Femme" "Sure, after you check the restrooms, that those Patients are gone, too."